ddanganronpa:

kuzryu:

somone kiss me

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myrandomfunnypics:

If it’s three am, this might be funny
whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said 
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.


gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

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telapathetic:

A 1 step guide on winning me over


so I got 110 matches on tinder in 24 hours and I only swiped right like 130 times or so..


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why do we have to be so horny while we’re bleeding


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